if you never break,
you'll never know
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  • the locked tomb
  • pokemon

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derinthescarletpescatarian:
“unsubconscious:
“Alisa Shea, ‘A Feminine Touch’, 2021
Watercolour on paper, 35 x 50cm
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What the fuck do you mean watercolour on paper
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Alisa Shea, ‘A Feminine Touch’, 2021
Watercolour on paper, 35 x 50cm

What the fuck do you mean watercolour on paper

god brussel sprouts are so goated. how the hell did they get known as the nasty vegetable

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bring hans over here right now so that i may suck him up sloppy

when youre writing but you forget a word that was in your head milliseconds ago so you just die for the next 93 years

That is the core of social anxiety, is that somewhere deep down in you (deeper than all your other secrets), you have a suspicion (bordering on certainty) that you are a dumb shit.

Justin McElroy

My trivia question for my 7th graders was what “daytime minutes” were

One kid got close but he thought it was for internet use not calls

what was your weird little girl* interest

the titanic

the black plague

ancient greece/rome/egypt

the romanovs

early humans / cave paintings / the ice age

space / space travel

dinosaurs

vikings

knights / medieval times

something else (tell me in tags)

*including weird little girls who grew up and realized they were not girls and weird little girls who didnt know they were girls yet. also this does not imply that you grew out of said interest. i didnt grow out of mine. also if you had multiple pick the most intense / primary one <3

[Advertising Should Be Illegal] has been added to [Your Political Beliefs]

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